XX- NURSING HOME SPEEDER

Contributed by RC-USA-April 06

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge
around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to
maximum speed on the long corridors, shouting "Vroom, Vroom!" and
making believe she was once again driving her car on the freeway.
Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other
residents tolerated her, and some of them actually joined in to help
her live her fantasy

One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and
Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched "STOP! Police!"
he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?"
Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit-Kat wrapper
and held it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the
hall.

As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Harold
popped out in front of her and shouted, "STOP! Police! Have you got
proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink
coaster, and held it up to him. Harold nodded, and said, "Carry on,
ma'am."

As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy Craig
stepped out in front of her, stark naked, with a very sizable
erection. "Oh, good grief," cried Ethel, "not the breathalyzer again!"