XX ADULT PUNS!

Good girls blush during sex scenes in movies
Bad girls know they could do it better
Naughty girls do it with whips and chains


QUOTES FROM ANIMAL ROMANCE NOVELS

- The muscular ram grabbed her by the wooly tuft on the back of her neck and
with a sinful gleam in his eye said,
"You've been a very baa-AA-AA-AA-AA-aad girl."

- He didn't need the love of a female.
He didn't need a male, either, for that matter.
He was a worm.
He had it all.

- His torrid affair with the donkey left him smelling like ass.

- Squeezing his octopus companion tightly with his tentacles, Oliver felt
shame as he prematurely released his ink.

- Polly's new man was like all the others.
He never seemed to ask what she really wanted, choosing instead to
insistently repeat his offer of a cracker.

- "Your bulging green eyes, your powerful jaws
-- I think I'm losing my head over you, darling."



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