Dr. Smith's Prescriptions.

A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her breasts.
Dr. Smith advised her, 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say,
'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!'
Sceptically, she did this faithfully and to her utter amazement she grew
terrific D-cup boobs over the next few months!

One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized
she had forgotten her morning ritual.

Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little
rhyme, she discretely rubbed and quietly said 'Scooby doobie, doobies, I
want bigger boobies.'

A guy sitting opposite her, overhearing this, looked around at her and
asked,
'Oh! Are you a patient of Dr. Smith's by any chance?

'Yes I am she said... How did you know?'

He winked at her and replied, " Hickory dickory dock "