Here come the London Olympic Laffs

THE FIRST LONDON OLYMPICS JOKE…..
It's 2012 and it's the Olympics in London.

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in, but they
haven't got tickets.

The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm and
walks to the gate.

"McTavish, Scotland," he says, "Discus" and in he walks in.

The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his shoulder.

"Waddington-Smith, England" he says, "Pole vault" and in he walks in.

The Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks
it under his arm.
"O'Malley, Ireland" he says, "Fencing."