Wonderfully described

CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the
other!

MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains
her master

LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing
through the minds of either.

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the
biggest piece.

TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine
water-power!

CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt
before.

CLASSIC:
A book which people praise, but never read.

SMILE:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

OFFICE:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life

YAWN:
The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth.

EXPERIENCE:
The name men give to their Mistakes.

DIPLOMAT:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look
forward to the trip.

OPTIMIST:
A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway "SEE I AM NOT
INJURED YET!"

MISER:
A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!

FATHER:
A banker provided by nature.

BOSS:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

POLITICIAN:
One who shakes your Hand before elections and your Confidence later.

DOCTOR:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by his bills!