A good pun is its own reword.

* A man's home is his castle,
In a manor of speaking.
* Dijon vu -
The same mustard as before.
* Shotgun wedding:
A case of wife or death.
* Sea captains don't like
Crew cuts.
* Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
* Reading while sunbathing makes
You well-red.
* When two egotists meet,
It's an I for an I.
* A bicycle can't stand on its own
Because it is two-tired.
* What's the definition of a will?
(Come on,
it's a dead giveaway!)
* Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
* A backward poet writes in re-verse.
* In democracy your vote counts.
In feudalism your count votes.
* A chicken crossing the road is
Poultry in motion.
* You feel stuck with your debt
If you can't budge it.
* Every calendar's days are numbered.
* A lot of money is tainted.
It taint yours
And
It taint mine.
* A boiled egg in the morning is,
Hard to beat.
* He had a photographic memory
That was never developed.
* A plateau is,
A high form of flattery.
* Once you've seen one shopping centre,
You've seen a mall.
* When an actress saw her first strands of grey hair,
She thought she'd dye.
* Bakers trade bread recipes on a
Knead-to-know basis.
* Acupuncture is,
A jab well done!