Night Nurse
A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an
18-hour shift. Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal
thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she
realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and
without missing a beat, she says:
'Well, that's great....that's just great..........some asshole's
got my pen!'