Thursday, April 26, 2012

Night Nurse

 A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an
 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal
 thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she
 realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and
 without missing a beat, she says:

'Well, that's great....that's just great..........some asshole's
 got my pen!'