Thursday, April 26, 2012

A Redneck went to the hospital as his wife was having a baby.

Upon arriving he sits down, and the nurse says,
"Congratulations, your wife has had quins, 5 big baby boys."
The Redneck says, "I'm not surprised, I have a dick  like a chimney."
The nurse replies, "You might want to consider getting it cleaned....... the
babies are black."