Friday, April 13, 2012

Charge of $20 for marital obligations

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked
for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. Her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made love,
for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to
afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband
 very drunk
During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going
through a process of corporate downsizing and he had been let go. It
was unlikely that, at the age of 59,
he'd be able to find another job.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years
of steady deposits  and interest totaling nearly $1 million.
Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were
worth over $2 million.
She explained that she had 'charged' him for sex, and these were the results
of her savings and investments.
The husband was so astounded he could barely speak.
Finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you
were doing, I would have had sex only with you.'

That's when she shot him.

Men just don't know when to keep their mouth shut  ,
Specially when drunk !