One up for the girls!

Contributed by LS-SL -April 06

A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th
wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said,
"For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to
each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."

"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said
the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for
the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.

Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said:
"Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will
never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife
30years younger than me. " The wife, and the fairy,were deeply
disappointed, but a wish is a wish...

So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! -the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should
remember fairies are female.