The Indian Cow!

Contributed by FS-KSA

You'll forget your English by the time you finish reading this.This is
a true essay written by a Bihari candidate at UPSC (IAS ) Examinations
in India.

The candidate has written an essay on the Indian Cow.

THE INDIAN COW

He is the cow. The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed, and
because he is female, he gives milks. He is same like God, sacred to
Hindus and useful to man. But he has got four legs together. Two are
forward and two are afterwards. His whole body can be utilised for use.
More so the milk. Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement.

What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed
milk and so forth. And he is also useful to cobbler, watermans and
mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species, and
also his gober is much useful to farmers, plants and trees and is used to
make flat cakes, in hand and drying sun.

Cow is the only animal that extricates after eating. Then afterwards she
chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is
incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only attacking and
defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is got child.This is done by
knowing his head whereby he causes the weapond to be parralleled to the
ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forewards.

He has got tails also, situated in the backyard, but not like similar
animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is done
to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohesive body hereupon he
gives hit with it.

The palms of his feet are soft onto the touch.So the grasses head is not
crushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he
shouts. His eyes and nose are like his other relatives. This is the
cow...........

Send this to your english teacher and within 7 days ......

..... She is surely gonna committ SUICIDE