XXXXXXX The French vs The English

During an international gynaecology conference, an English and a French
gynaecologist are discussing various cases they've recently treated.

French Gynaecologist : "Only last week, zer was a woman ooh came to see me,
and 'er cleetoris - eet was like a melon."

English Gynaecologist : "Don't be silly, it couldn't have been that big, my
good man, she wouldn't have been able to walk if it was."


French Gynaecologist : "Aaah, you eenglish, zare you go again, always
talkeeng about ze size............... I was talkeeng about ze flavour..."