Conversion

Each Friday night after work, Santa would fire up his outdoor grill & cook a
tandoori chicken & some meat kebabs. But, all of his neighbors were strict
Catholics.. & since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken &
meat on a Fridays.The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing
such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their
Priest. The Priest came to visit Santa & suggested that he become a
Catholic.After several classes & much study, Santa attended a Mass.. & as
the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, You were born a Sikh, &
raised a Sikh, but now, you are a Catholic!"
Santa's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived. The
wonderful aroma of punjabi tandoori chicken & delicious meat kebabs filled
the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors.. & as
he rushed into Santa's backyard, clutching a rosary & prepared to scold him,
he stopped & watched in amazement.
There stood Santa, holding a small bottle of holy water which he carefully
sprinkled over the grilling meats & chanted: "Oye, you were born a chicken,
& you were born a lamb, you were raised a chicken & you were raised a lamb,
but now you are a potato & you a tomato..!!"
The Priest fainted....:-) :-