LAWYERS !

A lawyer defending a man in New York accused of burglary tried this
creative defence: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window
and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to
see how you can punish the whole individual for an offence committed by his
limb."

"Well put," the judge replied.

"Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to 5 year's imprisonment.
He can accompany it or not, as he chooses."

The defendant smiled.

With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on
the bench, and walked out. ...


Don't mess with Lawyers.....manipulation is their game !!