Monday, November 05, 2012

Good English..

A secretary got an expensive pen as a gift from her boss.
She sent him a 'Thank you note on email'.

The Boss's wife read the mail and filed a divorce in court.

The mails said:

'Your penis wonderful. I enjoyed using it last night.
It has extra ordinary smooth flow, and a firm strokes.
Initially its tip was to be licked to bring to working order & it is equally
good on both sides.
I loved its perfect size and grip.
Felt like I was in heaven when using it.
I've always desired it and you fulfilled my wish.

At last it is mine and mine for ever.
Thanks a lot"

Moral: Spacing is an essential part when writing in English.