Good old Brits....

A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hit the
Middle East. Two million Muslims died and over a million were injured.

Iraq and Iran are totally ruined and the governments don't know where to
start with providing help to rebuild.The rest of the world is in shock.

The USA is sending troops to help.

Saudi Arabia is sending oil.

Latin American countries are sending supplies.

New Zealand is sending sheep, cattle and food crops.

The Asian continents are sending labour to assist in rebuilding the
infrastructure.

Canada is sending medical teams and supplies.

GREAT BRITAIN, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement
Muslims.

God Bless GREAT BRITAIN Damn those Brits are smart !!