X Little Johnny and the cats

Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many
will you have?

Johnny: Seven, Sir.

Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and
another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven.

Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and
another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Six.

Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2,
how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven!!!

A very angry Teacher: Where the f*ck do you get seven from?!?!?



Very angry Johnny: Because I've already got a f**king' cat at home!!!