Confucious Say:

"If you can't be content with what you have received,

Be thankful for what you have escaped."



A wise man buys his wife fine China, so she won't trust him to wash it.


Religious woman with hole in pocket, feel holy all day.


Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.


If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.


Man who throw a cat out car window, makes kitty litter.


Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

Asking a stupid question is better than repairing a stupid mistake.