XX Alcohol Labels Just Like Cigarettes

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may leave
You wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
Over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
 Take a  member  of the  opposite sex to bed with a simple 'come hither' glance.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that
You are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

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 WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
Laughing WITH you.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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 WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.
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WARNING:
The crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode.