EQUAL BUT NOT THE SAME...

"Equal" is not always synonymous with "the same."
Men and women are created equal.
But, boys and girls are not born the same.

1. You dress your little girl in her Easter Sunday best,
And she'll look just as pretty when you finally make it to church an hour later.
You dress a boy in his Easter Sunday best,
And he'll somehow find every mud puddle from your home to the church,
Even if you're driving there.

2. Boys' rooms are usually messy.
Girls' rooms are usually messy,
Except it's a good smelling mess.

3. A baby girl will pick up a stick and look in wonderment at what
nature has made.
A baby boy will pick up a stick and turn it into a gun.

4. Baby girls find mommy's makeup and almost instinctively start
painting their face. Baby boys find mommy's makeup and almost
instinctively start painting the walls.

5. Girls are attracted to boys, even at an early age.
At an early age, boys are attracted to dirt.

6. Most baby girls talk before boys do.
Before boys talk, they learn how to make machine-gun noises.

7. Girls will cry if someone dies in a movie.
Boys will cry if you turn off the VCR after they've watched "Teenage
Mutant Ninja Turtles" movie three times in a row.

8. Girls turn into women.
Boys turn into bigger boys!