CLASSIFIED ADS

2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old,
Perfect markings, 555-1234.
Leave mess.

Lost: small apricot poodle.
Reward.
Neutered.
Like one of the family.

A superb and inexpensive restaurant.
Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.

Dinner Special --
Turkey $2.35;
Chicken or Beef $2.25;
Children $2.00.

For sale:
An antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

Four-poster bed, 101 years old.
Perfect for antique lover.

Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to
take home, too.

Wanted:
50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.

We do not tear your clothing with machinery.
We do it carefully by hand.

For Sale.
Three canaries of undermined sex.

For Sale --
Eight puppies from a German Shepherd and an Alaskan Hussy.

Great Dames for sale.

Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.

Dog for sale:
Eats anything and is fond of children.