weekend laughter

1 - Wife & Husband

Wife : How have you managed to get home so early today?
Husband : My boss lost temper with me and shouted "Go to hell". So I came home.

2- Black guy & A White Girl
A black guy and a white girl met at a nightclub. She took him to her
apartment and said: "tie me to the bed and do what black men do best!"
So he ran off with the TV and VCD...

3-Wife & Husband
Wife: "I wish I were a newspaper, so you can hold me every morning!"
Husband: "I wish you're a newspaper TOO, my dear so I can have a NEW
ONE every morning!"

4- Not at all
70 yr old man asks his wife "do u feel sad when u see me running
behind young girls?"
Wife replied "No not at all, even dogs chase cars but they can't drive it."

5- Don't disgrace your family
A young Chinese girl going on her 1st date. Her mother warned
her…."1st he kisses your cheek; then he'll kiss your breasts, you'll
enjoy; then he
wants to go on top. You must not allow it so as not to disgrace our
family name."
Next day girl told Mom, "Everything happened exactly as you predicted. I
didn't allow him to go on top so I went on top and disgraced his family."

6- Baby burn't
A white couple had a black baby….
The husband doesn't believe that it's his baby.
Husband: Why the baby black?
Wife: U hot, I hot, baby burnt..!