WHO SAYS WE ARE OLD

*Bill and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to feed
the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. * *One day
Bill didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had
a cold or something but after Bill hadn't shown up for a week or so, Sam
really got worried.**
However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Sam
didn't know where Bill lived, so he was unable to find out what
had happened to him.
A month passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Bill, but one day,
Sam approached the park and -- lo and behold! --* * * *there sat Bill! Sam
was excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said,*
*'For crying out loud Bill, what in the world happened to you?'**
Bill replied, 'I've** **been** **in jail.'**
Cried Sam. 'What in the world for?'
'Well,' Bill said, 'you know Sue, that cute little blond waitress at the
coffee shop where I sometimes go?'
'Yeah,' said Sam, 'What about her?'
'Well, she filed rape charges against me. At 87 years old, I was so proud
that in court* *, I pleaded 'guilty'....*
*Sam asked ' * *So* *t**he judge gave you only 1 month for rape?!'*
*Bill replied 'No, the damned fellow gave me 30 days for telling lies.'
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