Today's Humour

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win,
You're still a rat.
~Lily Tomlin

Interviewer (to Grace Slick):
Grace, when did you decide you had a problem with alcoholism?
Grace:
I didn't, the highway patrol decided for me.

Normal people ...
Believe that if it ain't broke,
Don't fix it.
Engineers believe that if it ain't broke,
It doesn't have enough features yet.
~Scott Adams

The city slicker's car sputtered to a halt near a pasture filled with cattle.

The driver got out to see what was the matter and noticed one cow
staring at him.

"Sounds like it's your radiator," said the cow.

The startled city slicker ran to the nearby farmhouse and pounded on
the front door.

"Your cow just gave me advice about my car!" he shouted.

The farmer pointed out to the field. "That cow with the two big black
spots?" he asked.

"Yes! Yes! That's the one!" the man replied.

"Oh, well, that's Ethel," said the farmer. "Don't pay no attention to
her. She don't know nuttin' about cars!"