XX Adult Puns!

I'll bet Facebook would be even more popular if there were a way to
add Friends With Benefits.
MTV's new series "Skins," shows young teens having sex, drinking and
doing drugs., MTV has lost sponsors due to accusations that it's child
porn.
"Skins'" creator Bryan Eisley defends it as an old-fashioned TV series
about how teenagers get through high school.
It's old fashioned because the teenagers have sex with each other
instead of their teachers.

Hey Boss,
Thanks for the reference letter.
I appreciate the effort but I have to wonder if there was a transcription error.
Did you mean to write, "He would be an asshat in any position?"

A traveling salesman on business in West Virginia met a young lady in
a bar, and invited her to his room.
As she was disrobing, he said,
"Say, how old are you?"
"Thirteen." she said.
"Thirteen?! My God! You're a child! Put your clothes back on right now
and get out of here!"
On her way out the door, the confused nymphet paused, turned to him,
and said, "You're superstitious, right?"

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common?
They both go down easy.

I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69.
And she said,
"No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."

The major difference between wives and husbands who are trying to have
children is wives want to videotape the birth of their child while
husbands want to videotape the conception.

Height of Technology:
A condom with a zipper.