Wisdom for adults

Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way
to the bottom, while getting a raise.

Good friends are like condoms; they protect you when things get hard.

Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.

Masturbation is like  procrastination, it's all good and fun until you
realize you are only screwing yourself.

Without a doubt, women are the foundation stone of society; but always
remember who laid them!!!

Money is just like an arse .. everybody has it, but ... nobody wants
to give it !!!

Men play the game.  Women know the score.

Wives are funny creatures ....  Wives don't have sex with their
husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does.!?!?

Whenever you feel low, depressed or useless, remember that you are the
same sperm that won a battle against a million others.

Here is the definition of divorce ...  She gets the ring and the man
gets the finger!!!