The Lost Bagpiper

As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to
play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so
the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Kentucky back country. As I
was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical man, I
didn't stop for directions.

I finally arrived an hour late and saw the preacher man had evidently
gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight.

There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch. I felt
badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side of the grave
and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn't know what else
to do, so I started to play.

The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out
my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I've
never played before for this homeless man.

As I played 'Amazing Grace,' the workers began to weep. They wept, I
wept, we all wept together. When I finished I packed up my bagpipes and
started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full. As I opened
the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, "I never seen nothin' like
that before and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."

                        Apparently I'm still lost....