The South-- You Gotta Love It.

     Alabama

A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos
for the day.

That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the
weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" the others asked.

"Henry had a stroke of some kind.  He's a couple of miles back up the
trail," the successful hunter replied.

"You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired.

" A tough call," nodded the hunter.  "But I figured no one is going to
steal Henry!"

Georgia

The owner of a golf course in  Georgia was confused about paying an
invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical
help.

He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the
University of Georgia and I need some help.  If I were to give you
$20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"

The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my earrings."

Louisiana

A senior at Louisiana  was overheard saying ... "When the end of the
world comes, I hope to be in  Louisiana ..."

When asked why, he replied, "I 'd rather be in Louisiana because
everything happens in  Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of
the civilized world."

  Mississippi

The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to
his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the
parking lot!"

Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?"

The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."

South Carolina

A man in  South Carolina  had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of
the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the
car and one behind it.

Then he got back in the car to wait.

A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he
turned around and went back.  He asked the fellow what the problem
was.

The man replied, "I have a flat tire."

The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"

The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in
the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither."

   Tennessee

A  Tennessee  State  trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65.

The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"

The driver replied, "Bout whut?"

  Texas

The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his
pick-up into the ditch.

The Sheriff asked, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch?  Don't
you see that sign right over your head."

"Yep", he replied.  "That's why I dumpin it here, cause it says:
'Fine For Dumping Garbage'."

You can say what you want about the South,

But you never hear of anyone retiring and moving North.