XX - Adult Puns!

I have a very small apartment.
I've barely enough room to lay my hat and a few friends.

A concert pianist in Europe received a letter from his wife,
"Darling, while you're in Europe I want you to go out with no one except men.
And I'll do the same."

A blonde at a party, was telling her friend that she'd gone off men for life.
"They lie, they cheat, and they're just no good," she moaned.
"From now on when I want sex, I'm going to use my tried and tested
plastic companion," she said.
"What happens when the batteries run out?" asked her friend.
"That's simple," replied the blonde. "I'll just fake an orgasm as usual!"

Define "Crossbreeding":
When a priest gets a nun pregnent.

Scrawled on the wall in a unisex bathroom:
"My mother made me a whore"
Underneath that, someone had added:
"If I give her the yarn, will she make me one too?"

I'd love to recruit a bunch of porn stars to join me in a charity
event for world unity, because nothing would satisfy me more than all
of us coming together.