International Relationships

 The Train Journey to cause an international incident

Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a
French guy, an English bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young
blonde Swiss girl with large breasts.

The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the French guy has a bright
red, hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.

The old lady thinks:
The French guy must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she
slapped his cheek.

The blonde Swiss girl thinks:
That French guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed
and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.

The French guy thinks:
That English bloke must have groped the blonde in the dark - she tried
to slap him but missed and got me instead.

And the English bloke thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack that French bastard again.

YES YES YES