Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2010...

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest  possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions:
Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection,
Make him a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish
And
You feed them for a day,
Teach a person to use the Internet
And
They won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky...
Not really good for anything,
But you still can't help but smile
  When you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
 Lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
 It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00
And
A substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid
To make the world weird.
Now, the world is weird
And
People  take Prozac
To make it normal....

And The Number 1 Thought For 2010 :
" Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers
What you do today,
Might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow"