XXX ADULT PUNS

Jack and Jill went up the hill,
With a little keg of brandy.
Jack got stewed, Jill got screwed,
Now it's Jack, and Jill, and Andy.

"Just try to relax, this won't take long," said the gynaecologist trying to
calm the obviously nervous young blonde patient.
"Haven't you ever been examined like this before?" he asked.
"Yeah, sure," she replied, "but not by a doctor!"

Confucius Say:
Girl who is wallflower at party is dandelion in bed.


Wife comes home early and catches Hubby having a wank in the kitchen.
She rushes over and gives him the blow job of his life.
Afterwards he says
"We haven't had sex for 6 months and suddenly this . .. Why?"
She answers
"I only washed the floor this morning. I'd rather clean my teeth than get
the bloody mop out again!"


A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something
exciting and relate it to the class the next day.
When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy the
teacher called on walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of
chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down.
Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was.
'It's a period,' he replied.? Can see that,' said the teacher, 'but what is
so exciting about a period?'
'Darned if I know,' chirped the little boy, 'but this morning my sister was
missing one, my mother fainted, my dad had a heart attack, and the boy next
door joined the Navy!'

This blonde thought that "no kidding" meant some form of birth control.