XXX ADULT PUNS!

Once a young gay from Khartoum,
Took a lesbian up to his room,
They argued all night,
Over who had the right,
To do what, and with which and to whom!

A sweet, beautiful young would-be starlet comes to Hollywood to seek her
fortune.
At her first power cocktail party she goes to the host and asks him:
"Who's the most powerful man in the room?"
"That would be Bob, over there by the caviar," he says.
The young woman walks over to Bob and says,
"Excuse me, Bob, would you mind stepping back behind this column? I'd like
to talk to you."
Bob and the girl step behind the column and she says,
"Bob, I'm going to unzip your fly, take out your cock, and give you the best
blow job you ever had!"
Bob smiles slightly and says,
"Well, okay. But what's in it for me?"

Rhumba:
An asset to music.

There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hotel.
He asked the hat check girl to come up to his room for dinner.
After a while he started making passes, she stopped him and reminded him he
was a holy man.
"It's OK," he replied, "it's written in the Bible."
So, after a wild night of sex, the hat check girl asked to see where in the
Bible it says it's okay to have wild, passionate sex.
The priest picks up the Bible off the dresser opens to the first page where
someone wrote in pencil:
"The hat check girl puts out!"

It Could be Worse.
You could be Tim Tebow after splitting up with actress Camilla Belle
And
Now you're not having sex with everyone again instead of not having sex with
just her.

Two big shot lawyers hired a secretary from a small town in the hills.
She was attractive but obviously knew nothing about city life.
"She's so young and pretty she may be taken advantage of by some of those
fast talking city guys," one attorney said to the other. "Why don't we teach
her what's right and what's wrong?"
"Great idea," said his partner. "You teach her what's right."

He was so dumb
He took a roll of toilet paper to a crap game?


The wife told me to go out and get some of those pills that will help me get
an erection.
You should have seen her face when I came back and tossed her some diet
pills!
I'm looking for a place to live,
Can you help me?