You tell 'em girl

He Said To Me!



He said to me ..... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to
put in it.
I said to him ...... You wear pants don't you?





He said to me ............. Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said … That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on
the sofa and fart




He said to me.... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I
gave you?
I said to him ...... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!




He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .... They don't have time.






He said to me... How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet
paper?
I said to him .... I don't know; it has never happened.






He said to me. .. Why is it difficult to find women who are sensitive,
caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.




He said…What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every
night?
I said. . . A widow.




He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him .. . .. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and
go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.