The new 11th Commandment

ELEVENTH COMMANDMENT



During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God, Moses and Saint Peter
concluded that the behavior of Ex-President Clinton and Monica has
brought about the need for an 11th Commandment.



They worked long and hard in a brain-storming session to try to
settle on the wording of the new commandment, because they realized
that it should have the same style, majesty and dignity as the
original Ten Commandments.



They persevered with their brain-storming and drafted the 11th.



After many revisions, they finally agreed that the 11th commandment should be:



"Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff."