Advice from a Friend

With the Holidays upon us I would like to share a personal experience with
my friends about drinking and driving. As you may know some of us have been
known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time on the way home
after a "social session" out with friends.

Well last weekend I was out for an evening with friends celebrating the
season and had several cocktails followed by some rather nice red wine.
Feeling jolly I still had the sense to know that I may be slightly over the
limit. That's when I did something that I've never done before - I took a
cab home.

Sure enough on the way home there was a police road block, but since it was
a cab they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident. This was a
real surprise as I had never driven a cab before, I don't know where I got
it and now that it's in my garage I don't know what to do with it.