Seniors Leaving Britain

News Flash from the offshore Portland Bill

The Royal Navy intercepted three boatloads of people off the South coast of
England today.

This placed the Navy in an awkward position, as the boats were not heading
to,
but away from Britain towards the Middle East.

Another surprise finding was that they were loaded with British
who were all seniors of pension age.

Their claim was that they were trying to get to the
Middle East
so as to be able to return to Britain as illegal immigrants
and therefore be entitled to far more benefits than they were receiving
as legitimate
British pensioners.

The Navy, it is believed, gave them food, water and fuel
and assisted them on their journey.

We are booking the next boat out,
Please let me know if you want to come.