SEX WITH AN OLDER MAN...

When George Burns was 80 years old he was interviewed by Oprah Winfrey .
 Oprah asked, "Mr Burns, how do you carry so much energy with you? You  are
 always working and at your age I think that is remarkable."
 Mr Burns said, "I just take good care of myself and enjoy what I do  when
 I do it."
 Oprah said, "I understand you still do the sex thing, even at your age."
 George said, "Of course I still do the sex thing, and I am quite good  at
 it..."
 Oprah said, "I have never been with an older man, would you do it with
 me?"
 So they had sex and when they finished Oprah said, "I just don't  believe
 I have ever been so satisfied, you are a remarkable man."
 George said, "The second time is usually even better than the first
 time."
 Oprah said, "You can really do it again at your age?"
 George said, "Just let me sleep for half an hour. You hold my  testicles
 in your left hand and my penis in your right hand, and wake  me up in
 thirty minutes..."
 When she woke him up, they again had great sex, and Oprah was beside
 herself with joy.
 She said, "Oh Mr Burns, I am astounded that you could do a repeat
 performance and have it be better than the first time. At your age, Oh
 My, Oh My!!!"
 George said that the third time would be even better. "You just hold  my
 testicles in your left hand and my penis in your right hand and  wake me
 in thirty minutes."
 Oprah said, "Does me holding you like that kind of recharge your
 batteries?"
 George said, "No, but the last time I had sex with a black woman she
 stole my wallet."