Old joke with a local twist - Doctors

A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we
cut off a man's testicles, we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he
is looking for work.

"The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the
brain out of a person, we put it into another person's head, and in 4 week
she is looking for work.

"A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either.

In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person, we put it into
another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.

"The Sri Lankan doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues,
you are way behind us....in Sri Lanka, about 6 years ago, we grabbed a
village lawyer from down south with no brain, no heart, and no balls....we
made him President of the country, and now...the whole country is looking
for work!!."