20.Reasons : WHY WE SRI LANKANS CAN NEVER HIJACK A PLANE

1. We are always late & would've in the first place missed the flight
planned for the hijack.

2. The hand carry baggage with weapons would've weighed over 15 Kg &
would've been put as checked baggage.

3. We will trip over the boarding steps, call it 'bad luck' & postpone
the mission.

4. A passenger will spot our guns through the 'sili sili' bags.

5. We would talk loudly & bring attention to ourselves.

6. With free food & drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.

7. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.

8. We would want the pilot to divert the plane to go over our house.

9. We would ALL want to fly the plane.

10. We would argue who will win the next election & start a fight on the plane.

11. We can't keep a secret and we would've told everyone a week before
doing what we intend.

12. Before take-off we would want to put the Lion flag on the windshield.

13. We would have postponed the mission bcoz a cricket match was going on.

14. We would have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being
taken with the hostages.

15. We would be looking at the air hostesses and not the hostages.

16.  Soon as we board we would demand Arrack & created such a rumpus
that we'd be off-loaded.

17. We would want to throw the sardines with tomato sauce through the
emergency door.

18. We would argue about the auspicious time, when we are over another
time zone.

19. We would find that 25% of the hostages are our relatives or
somebody's somebody.

20. A sweet thing will call us 'aiya' and the whole mission will be forgotten.