A Man's Journey

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so
I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything
was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened
suicide.

So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25, I found a very
stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got
excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a
girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She
rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad
impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun
initially and very energetic, but directionless.

So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 30, I
found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so
I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything
I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits.