X - Naughty Naughty Naughty!!!!!!!

* 7 qualities to be a perfect wife:
Beautiful,
Responsible
Energetic
Adorable
Sweet
Truthful and
Self-Organized.
In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T. S

Q: Who is a gynecologist?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place,
where most people find pleasure.

Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the baby
looks like neighbor, then it is sociology.

Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted.. Are you having 3 meals a day
as I have advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day.

Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan
removed his clothes. All the animals laughed.
Tarzan asked "Why"?
The animals told him......... .."Your tail is in the front"