X- CONFESSIONS OF A HOOKER...

A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their
 tenth wedding anniversary when the wife says

 "Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think
 that it is time I made a confession........
 Before we were married I was a hooker for eight
 years."

 The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his
 wife's eyes and says,

 "My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years,
 I cannot hold your past against you, in fact maybe you could
 show me a few tricks of the trade and spice up our sex life
 a bit ?"

 She said "No I don't think you understand
 - my name was James and I played rugby for New Zealand