Marriage

They say that marriage makes us dizzy, and it's true. As soon as u get
married, u lose your balance at the bank.

* Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.

After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.

* Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with
friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other
person has, you wish you had ordered that.

Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.  Will it help?
Dr: No, but  the thought of long life will never come.

* Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

* Husband: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Wife: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes..

Husband: Its Mutual!