butt bombs?
BUTT BOMBS - Some al-Qaeda suicide bombers, in an effort to avoid
detection, are hiding explosives inside their rectums:
Officials say if you're approached by a suspicious-looking person, no
matter how much he pleads with you, do not pull his finger.
So far, it's only men. Women won't do it out of fear their butts will look big.
To ease the discomfort, they use a new product called "Preparation H-Bomb."