Friday, October 02, 2009

It's lent

On their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy nightie and,
with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find her new
Catholic husband had settled down on the couch..

When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to
her, he replied, 'It's Lent.'

In tears, she sobbed, 'Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I've
ever heard! Who in the hell did you lend it to, and for how long?'