X - Knickers!!! (top 20 materiel for 2009 - for sure)

A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless knickers in an attempt to
spice up her dead sex-life!!!

She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the lounge
settee opposite her husband.

At strategic moments she crosses her legs ... enough times till her
husband says...

            "Are you wearing crotchless knickers?"

"Y-e-s," she answers.. with a cool seductive smile.

"Thank God for that... I thought the stuffing was coming out of the couch......