Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Top 10 Reasons God created Women

10. God worried that Adam would be lost in the Garden of Eden because
he wouldn't ask for directions.

9. God knew that someday Adam would need someone to  hand him the TV
remote. (Parenthetically, it has been noted that men don't want to see
what's ON television,  they want to see WHAT ELSE is on.)

8. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's
appointment.

7. God knew that when Adam's fig leaf wore out, he
 would never buy a new one for himself.

6. God knew that Adam would not remember to take out the garbage

5. God wanted man to be fruitful and multiply, but he
knew Adam would never be able to handle labor pains and childbirth

4. As "keeper of the garden," Adam would  need help in finding his tools.

3. Adam needed someone to blame for the Apple
incident, and for anything else that was really his doing.

2. As the Bible says: "It is not good for man to
 be alone."

And the Number One reason of all....

1. God stepped back, looked at Adam, and declared:
 "I can do better than that!!"