Kuttapan !

Kuttappan is an Indian.

 Kuttappan was bragging to his Boss one day, "You know..... I know
everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone important, and
I'm sure I will know them. Tired of his boasting, his Boss called
his bluff, "OK, Kuttappan, how about Tom Cruise?" Kuttappan
replies "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."

So Kuttappan and his Boss fly out to Hollywood and knock, on Tom
Cruise's door and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts," Hey Kutz!! Great
to see you! You and your friend must come in and join me for lunch!"

They have a blast of a time. Katie Holmes even personally packs 2
sets of Masala Dosas, which is of course specially made by their
South Indian chef. They bid each other farewell.

Although impressed, Kuttappan's Boss is still skeptical. After they
leave Cruise's house, he tells Kuttappan that he thinks Kuttappan's
knowing Cruise was just lucky. Kuttappan says "No, no, you go ahead
and just name anyone else." "President Bush!" his Boss quickly
retorts.

Kuttappan says "Yes, OK, but I am telling you I don't like him very
much, he is very cunning, anyway let's fly out to Washington."

And off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Kuttappan on the
tour and motions him and his Boss over, saying, "Kuttans! What
a
surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting. The CIA just informed
me Osama is heading for the Pakistan Border, Hey Kuttans, are you
still on speaking terms with Osama, maybe you could confirm the
information for me? Oh never mind! You and your friend come on in
and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."

Well, the Boss is much shaken by now, but still not totally
convinced. After they leave the White House grounds, he expresses
his doubts to Kuttappan who again implores him to name anyone
else. "The Pope!" his Boss replies.

"Sure! This I like, I've been meaning to see him, he is not keeping
too well y'know" says Kuttappan. "And I have a lot of friends in
Vatican; it's like my second home! And me and the Pope go back a
long way, surely this will be a good trip"

So off they fly to Rome. Kuttappan and his Boss are assembled with
the masses in Vatican Square when Kuttappan says, "This will never
work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you
what, I know all the guards, so let me just go upstairs and I'll
come out on the balcony with the Pope." The Boss shakes his head
unbelievably and says "Yeah right!!"

Still so, Kuttappan
disappears into the crowd, headed towards the
Vatican . Sure enough, half an hour later Kuttappan emerges with the
Pope on the balcony, waves to the crowds with the Pope and takes
leave. But by the time Kuttappan returns, he finds that his Boss has
had a heart attack and  is surrounded by paramedics.

Walking his way to his Boss' side, Kuttappan asks him, "What
happened?" His Boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you
and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said,
and "Who's that on the balcony with Kuttappan???

MORAL OF THE STORY- Don't underestimate an Indian !!!