X - Men Are Such Useless Things...

Did you know that a man is made up

Of many useless "things?"

He has an Adams apple that isn't an apple...

Two calves that will never become cows...

A nose bridge that doesn't lead anywhere...

A roof of the mouth that won't cover anything...

Twenty nails that won't hold a board...

A chest that won't hold linen...

Two tits that won't give milk...

Two buns that won't feed anyone...

A belly button that won't button...

Two balls that won't roll...

An ass that won't pull a plow...

An organ that won't play music...

A cock that won't crow...

...And why are you laughing?????